George Carlin: Albums & Discography

Popular albums and track listings from the George Carlin catalog.

1. I Kinda Like It When A Lotta People Die(2016)

   Tracklist

   1. A1Boston Rant 1957
   2. A2Rats and Squealers
   3. A3Cocaine
   4. A4The Fecal Differential
   5. B1Tired of Songs
   6. B2The First Enema
   7. B3Uncle Dave
   8. 8Download Only Bonus Tracks
   9. 8Jerry Hamza Interview
   10. 9Rocco Urbisci Interview
   11. 10I Kinda Like It When A Lotta People Die

2. It's Bad For Ya(2008)

   Tracklist

   1. 1Opening1:25
   2. 2Old Fuck3:45
   3. 3Goin' Through My Address Book2:52
   4. 4Things We Say When People Die2:36
   5. 5He's Smiling Down2:14
   6. 6Parents In Hell1:08
   7. 7People Refuse To Be Realistic1:10
   8. 8Dead Parents Helping3:59
   9. 9A Couple Of Other Questions1:04
   10. 10Today's Professional Parents5:48
   11. 11The Self-Esteem Movement1:16
   12. 12Every Child Is Special1:42
   13. 13Children Are Our Future0:39
   14. 14Raisin' A Child Is Not Difficult0:42
   15. 15I Like People0:51
   16. 16Stupid Bullshit3:12
   17. 17Stupid Bullshit On The Phone2:33
   18. 18What A Phone Call Should Be0:54
   19. 19In A Coma0:49
   20. 20Their Kids!1:09
   21. 21They Want To Show You The Pictures4:29
   22. 22Just Enough Bullshit1:33
   23. 23No One Questions Things2:55
   24. 24Proud To Be An American1:47
   25. 25God Bless America2:59
   26. 26Takin' Off Your Hat3:04
   27. 27Swearing On The Bible4:23
   28. 28You Have No Rights5:12

3. Life Is Worth Losing(2006)

   Tracklist

   1. 1A Modern Man3:53
   2. 2Three Little Words3:51
   3. 3The Suicide Guy7:06
   4. 4Extreme Human Behavior13:41
   5. 5The All-Suicide TV Channel3:13
   6. 6Dumb Americans10:57
   7. 7Pyramid Of The Hopeless8:43
   8. 8Autoerotic Asphyxia4:54
   9. 9Posthumous Female Transplants3:34
   10. 10Yeast Infection4:38
   11. 11Coast-To-Coast Emergency6:50

4. Reads To You(2004)

   Tracklist

   1. Disc 1Braindroppings (Disc One)73:59
   2. Disc 2Braindroppings (Disc Two)73:45
   3. Disc 3Napalm & Silly Putty (Disc 1)74:26
   4. Disc 4Napalm & Silly Putty (Disc 2)73:52
   5. Disc 5More Napalm & Silly Putty (Disc 1)74:28
   6. Disc 6More Napalm & Silly Putty (Disc 2)74:05

5. When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?(2004)

   Tracklist

   1. 1-1Introduction2:47
   2. 1-2A Modern Man3:10
   3. 1-3Euphemisms4:19
   4. 1-4Eye Blaster4:59
   5. 1-5We Control Your Lives5:11
   6. 1-6The Ten Commandments6:16
   7. 1-7Action 6 News3:55
   8. 1-8Guys And Dolls Part 1: Ladies First2:28
   9. 1-9Another Problem For Women...8:09
   10. 1-10Free Breast Examinations4:02
   11. 1-11Ugly Women4:31
   12. 1-12The Male Disease7:54
   13. 1-13Euphemisms 25:25
   14. 1-14Reality Shows5:35
   15. 1-15Reality Shows (continued)3:12
   16. 1-16Canadians3:33
   17. 2-1Short Jokes3:33
   18. 2-2More Shorties5:04
   19. 2-3Airline Flight Attendants5:07
   20. 2-4Handicaps/I'm Tired5:13
   21. 2-5Euphemisms3:54
   22. 2-6More Euphemisms8:09
   23. 2-7Politically Incorrect8:14
   24. 2-8Locations4:16
   25. 2-9Zones6:20
   26. 2-10Politically Speaking5:04
   27. 2-11Politically Speaking (continued)5:38
   28. 2-12Zero Tolerance6:21
   29. 2-13Al Gore's Actions4:03
   30. 2-14More Euphemisms4:07
   31. 3-1Schmucks5:31
   32. 3-2Landmines4:45
   33. 3-3Letter To A Friend4:46
   34. 3-4More Euphemisms4:36
   35. 3-5Restaurants3:06
   36. 3-6Drinking And Driving5:24
   37. 3-7War2:46
   38. 3-8Blind Girls4:18
   39. 3-9Casual On A Cell Phone5:39
   40. 3-10One More Thing You Don't Need5:15
   41. 3-11More Euphemisms4:40
   42. 3-12Old Fashioned6:32
   43. 3-13Store Clerks5:22
   44. 3-14Deceased4:55
   45. 3-15Channel 7 Editorial3:31
   46. 3-16Irish Guys4:48
   47. 4-1Early Boarding4:06
   48. 4-2Traffic5:14
   49. 4-3Dear Friend4:58
   50. 4-4Mr. Policeman2:49
   51. 4-5Fire Dept. Trip5:23
   52. 4-6Activists5:25
   53. 4-7Left Wing Non-Sense6:09
   54. 4-8Short Exchanges3:16
   55. 4-9Radio/TV Interviews5:08
   56. 4-10Head Blew Up3:54
   57. 4-11Silence6:22
   58. 4-12Domestic Terrorism4:33
   59. 4-13Heroes Who Died For Their Country5:24
   60. 4-14Usage3:04
   61. 4-15Reporting A Bombing4:26
   62. 4-16Old Time Radio Favorites3:03
   63. 4-17TV3:00
   64. 5-1Debbie's Checkup4:26
   65. 5-2Confession4:55
   66. 5-3News Report Death Of Humpty Dumpty5:28
   67. 5-4Entertaining A Four Year Old4:20
   68. 5-5Road Rage5:03
   69. 5-6Quotes And Stuff4:02
   70. 5-7No More Old People6:51
   71. 5-8Safety Tips3:59
   72. 5-9Sports3:49
   73. 5-10Football Cheers4:43
   74. 5-11Be Well5:58
   75. 5-12Sex Facts From Thailand3:42
   76. 5-13Body Curiosity3:26
   77. 5-14Birthday Party7:14
   78. 5-15Shitty Music4:48
   79. 6-1Opposed To Singing5:44
   80. 6-2Scab3:24
   81. 6-3Poor People3:50
   82. 6-4Hobos6:21
   83. 6-5Orchestra4:17
   84. 6-6Retail3:24
   85. 6-7Letter To A Friend2:53
   86. 6-8Colon Powell5:34
   87. 6-9Sacking A City4:19
   88. 6-10Don't Say To A Comedian6:31
   89. 6-11Countryside Issues3:36
   90. 6-12Instructions4:46
   91. 6-13Graceful Death6:15
   92. 6-14Tumor Humor4:14
   93. 6-15News Descriptions6:37
   94. 6-16Problems And Issues3:50

6. Complaints And Grievances(2001)

   Tracklist

   1. 1The Opening9:22
   2. 2Traffic Accidents–Keep Movin'!6:17
   3. 3You & Me (Things That Come Off Your Body)10:38
   4. 4People Who Oughta Be Killed
   5. 22Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments7:15

7. Brain Droppings(2000)

   Tracklist

   1. 1-1Preface4:12
   2. 1-2Air Pollution & Seven Things I'm Tired Of6:28
   3. 1-3Food Terms1:24
   4. 1-4Well, Ya Gotta Live Someplace8:01
   5. 1-5Things You Never See1:00
   6. 1-6A Name By Any Other Name4:26
   7. 1-7Appropriate Names2:37
   8. 1-8The George Carlin Book Club Offer No.1-How To Titles1:09
   9. 1-9It's Your Body-Fearless Fashions8:04
   10. 1-10I Can't Recall0:57
   11. 1-11A Place For Your Stuff9:55
   12. 1-12Mental Brain Thoughts3:48
   13. 1-13The New Zodiac1:14
   14. 1-14Hi Mom!1:04
   15. 1-15Baseball And Football5:24
   16. 1-16Give A Hoot0:42
   17. 1-17Sports Roundup1:58
   18. 1-18Fuck You, I Like These Kinds Of Jokes1:48
   19. 1-19Let's Beat Them With Our Purses!1:58
   20. 1-20Do, Take, Have, Give1:22
   21. 1-21What's My Motivation0:45
   22. 1-22Anything But The Present5:34
   23. 2-1First Time Human Sacrifice12:23
   24. 2-2Moths1:00
   25. 2-3More Random Thoughts (Peacekeeping Force)1:06
   26. 2-4Television Announcers7:21
   27. 2-5Another Objection On Language4:10
   28. 2-6George Carlin Book Club1:02
   29. 2-7Deaths Of Supercelebrities2:44
   30. 2-8The 'Pre' Epidemic0:46
   31. 2-9Popular Beliefs Rooted In Familiar Expressions6:28
   32. 2-10A Few More Oxymorons0:42
   33. 2-1115 Rules To Live By4:06
   34. 2-12Expressions (In The Privacy Of Your Own Home)6:36
   35. 2-13More Redundant Expressions0:46
   36. 2-14Peace On You4:55
   37. 2-15Watch Your Mouth6:30
   38. 2-16Reincarnation (Souls)0:38
   39. 2-17My Childhood5:38
   40. 2-18Random Thoughts (Recreational Drugs)4:59
   41. 2-1919 - Language Of Comedy, Goodbye1:47

8. George's Best Stuff(1996)

   Tracklist

   1. 1Words
   2. 2Stuff
   3. 3Hot Water Heater
   4. 4Baseball And Football
   5. 5Al Sleet
   6. 6Dogs And Cats
   7. 7Vitamins
   8. 8Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television
   9. 9Dog Incident
   10. 10Have A Nice Day!
   11. 11Losing Things
   12. 12Bread
   13. 13Seven Words
   14. 14Walking
   15. 15Fussy Eater
   16. 16Monopoly
   17. 17Driving

9. Classic Gold(1992)

10. Jammin' In New York(1992)