Popular albums and track listings from the Rodney Rude catalog.
Frog Sack(2006)
Tracklist
1Heckler Strangles Mate's Knob In An Anal Noose
2Rude Compares His Willy To Windsock At Airport Hanging Limply In Breeze
3Doctor Gaffers A Tiny Camera To His Own Appendage For Patient's Rectal Examination
4Heckler Has A Tattoo Of An Anus On His Fist
5Incompetence During Surgical Procedure Causes Relocation Of Genitals
6The Reason Servos Keep Toilets Locked, Is So Cleaners Can't Get In
7Heckler Gets Outsmarted By His Own Girlfriend
8Ex-wife Tries To Push Rude Off Echo Point And Stab Him With A Star Peg
9Rude's Grandfather Meets Vietnamese Girl Named Mifuk
10Rude Is Nicknamed Tiger Woods 'Cause He Goes The Growl On A Heckler's Mum
11Dog Rejects Heckler At Buck's Night
12Rude Claims That Women Make Him Feel Like Furry Little Fruit Bat
13Rude Claims That All Hecklers Shave Each Others Balls
14Charles Merton-Lickett, Stuart Diver And Harry Muff Create Law Firm Called Muff, Diver And Lickett
15Rude's New Son Darren Runs Eagle Boys Pizza Shop In Kurri Kurri
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16Homeless Bloke Takes A Dump In Open Police Cruiser Window
17Peter Allen's Taxidermist Inserts Antique Slide Whistle In Peter Allen's Cat
18Rude's Uncle Ishmael Polishes Toe Of Cowboy Boot On The Ring Area Of Foreign Businessman's Suit Pants
19Rude's Uncle Ishmael Damages Knob In Shaving Accident
20Rude's Grandfather Makes Hard Hats Out Of Dolphin's Forehead
21Rude Suggests That Elton Owns A Store Window Mannequin's Fist On A Stick
22Rude Claims Safest Place In Terrorist Attack Is Local Swimming Pool 'Cause They Have A Sign "No Bombing"
23Ending - Rude Suggests Prime Minister Should "Do" Rude's Audience
24Bonus Tracks
24Rude Claims Lady's Hairy Underarms Are Like Two Bonus Vaginas
25Rude Claims That Lady's Vaginas Are Like A Pirate's Treasure Chest
26Bull Rider Can't Last Eight Seconds On A Lady's Bucking Arse
27Hecklers Only Yell Out When Rude Has A Mouth Full Of Piss
28Heckler Tattoos Anus On Fist So He Can Have A Pull With An Anus - 2nd Version
29Miner Enjoys Safe Shift In Pubic Shaft
30On A Scale Of One To Ten; Cockabillity Versus Cuntability
31Old Property Developer Flies Parrot Through Pubic Wind Farm
32Rude Suffers Confusion When Rooting Heckler's Cousin
Twice As Rude(2004)
Tracklist
1Rude's Uncanny Insight Into Mars & Venus0:23
2Blokes Who Want To Become Eunuchs Or Pitiful Attempt By Rude To Get Lady's Underpants2:59
3Marcia Hines' Tit1:36
4Rude Wears Jodhpurs With Padded Arse Sewn In3:10
5Albino Indian's Red Dot Becomes Japanese Flag1:30
6Humidity In Rude's Arse Crack Identical To India's Climate1:25
7Rude's Greek Mate Is A Necrophiliac0:53
8Siamese Twin's Nose Joined To His Brother's Butt Hole0:39
9Heckler Carves Veins In Cucumber0:43
10Pavarotti Breaks Toilet2:23
11Rude Annihilates Pommie Heckler2:52
12Rude Does Embuggerment Joke Disguised As An Insult5:41
13Rude Plays The Mouth Trumpet (Musical)2:23
14Rude Blows Fart Through Plastic Tube In Taxi3:10
15Rude Accuses McDonalds Of Using Undersized Chip Scoop, Then Challenges Them To Use His Hugh Scoop: Rude Leaves Wearing His Scoop For An Olympic Bicycle Rider's Helmet2:56
16Hopoate Fingers Rude1:59
17Rude Heckles A Hunchback4:09
18Rude Starts To Resemble A Fruit Bat From Raiding Too Many Orchards (Musical)4:16
19Bonus Answer Machine Messages Introduced By Rude0:33
20Uncle Jack Off On Train0:15
21Ounce Of Parsley0:16
22Queer Eye Gives Polish0:18
23Greenies And Chain Saws0:11
24Kim Beazley's Air Force Jumpsuit0:19
25Fido0:15
26Boss Has Sex With Stubby Holder0:15
27Baldy Feral Buys Bob Marley Wig0:12
28Mr & Mrs Fucknuckle0:12
29Helmet In Lady's Duffel Bag0:25
30Rodney Treblecock0:18
31Long Winded Convoluted Message0:17
32Goo On Pelvic Bone0:19
33Erect Windsock0:20
34Telcum Powder In Aerobic Suit0:21
35Davy Crockett Hat For Mask0:14
36Boris Becker's Ginger Nuts (Musical)0:23
I Don't Give A Rats (Live On Stage Vol. 3)(2003)
Tracklist
1I Rooted Your Mum At The Blue Gum In 1981
2Scarf Tucked In Me Arse And Your Pulling Me Neck Out Of F###
3Yotha Yindi Ain't It Windy
4"Ladies, How Do You Know When Your Husbands Getting Old? When His Scrotum Looks Like A Frog In A Stocking."
5Jacque Chirac
6Mate Of Mine Who Didn't Have A Job
7I Had To Powder Your Mum's Bum
85am In The Morning On The Construction Site
9What Did The F####n Chicken Do?
10Pig Shooting
11Custom Officials
12I May Not Be A Wog But I Look Like One
13Wife Found A Condom In Me Pocket
14Half Rooted The Queen
15Rub Your Cock On The TV
16Why Won't Rolf Harris Just F###off And Die?
17The Life & Times Of Allan Allcock
18Half Rude, Plus Heaps More
19Special Features
Get Rude On (Live On Stage Vol 4)(2002)
Tracklist
1Rude Arrives At Gig Hoping To Root Someone's Mummy
2Harry Muff Puts Shit On McDonalds
3A Pigmies Ear Grafted On A Vagina
4"Jana" We'll Check Out My Hairy Banana
5Rude Roots Emu Up The Egg Hole (See Picture Below)
6Cholesterol Problem - Help Me Get Rid Of My Fat
7Half Rude's Big Heavy Old Dwarfs Cock
8Flightless Land Swan Tongues Your Ball Sack
9Rude's Grandfathers Joke Book
10What's Pink And Wet When You Put Your Finger In It
11Rude Rips Off His Own Grandfather
12Rude Insinuates That Poofters Wear Special Pants
13Allan Allcock Pisses On Army Truck
14Harry Muff Sells Famous Peoples' Sperm
15Rude Fans (Watch This You Could Be On It)
16Just Like A Sausage Down A Hallway (Rude's Dogs)
17Previews
18Rude Stuff
Rude Bastard(2002)
Tracklist
1Arse Like An Anaconda Swallowing A Piglet3:15
2Heckler Gets Tattoo Of A Target Round His Arsehole1:16
3Rude Gets Raped By Lesbians With A Hunk Of Bong Hose1:29
4Nimbin- Can't Tell Men From Women, May As Well Root Everyone In The Arse3:01
5Don't You Hate Wearing A G-String Cause Half A Turd Goes On Floor And Half In Your Sock1:34
6Molly Has Stroke Now Can Only Suck Out Of One Side Of His Mouth OR Belmont High School1:35
7I'm The Bloke Who Gets All The Roots Around Hexham1:28
8Homeless Blokes Revisited. Homeless Bloke Takes Out Insurance On Plastic Bag Full Of Shit OR Homeless Bloke Uses Babies Sock For Condom4:46
9KFC Killed My Uncle4:41
10Ronald McDonald Doesn't Even Eat His Own Hamburgers2:40
11McDonalds Revisited "Are You The McManager"2:34
12Rude Trys To Act Young And Cool By Wearing Clothes Back To Front And Sings Limericks Disguised As Rap Songs5:46
13Don't You Hate It When Your Dick Wakes Up Earlier Than You2:12
14Michael Jackson Dances Like A Duck On A Hotplate1:42
15The Tom Price Miner0:55
16Libra Pads With Wings Also Have A Beak And Tail Feathers2:05
